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[Title Sequence plays]

Draw an X, and there's no earth!
Draw an X, and there's no earth!
Draw an X, and there's no earth!
This is apocalypse!

Ahhhhh, the fire and brimmmmstone,
Chaos as we spiral to our doooooom...
Let's heeaaar one last toast to

[Maru Kaite Chikyuu parody by me. xD]

It's the End of the World...

"... And where are you, Lovino?"

That is a good question that you are asking,   (first/name)   . Where is the little tomato bastard? Yes, tonight is December 21st, 2012—the end of the Mayan calendar and maybe the end of the world, whether anyone actually cares or not—and Lovino "Romano" Vargas is late to your damn end-of-the-world date! Usually you expect this and just deal with it, but tonight is not just any night. Sitting at the restaurant alone for nearly an hour isn't the most fun... Also, you are getting some strange vibes for some reason, which is putting you on edge. You clutch your purse tighter, fiddling with some things you brought along. You tried to look your best tonight, choosing a dress that flattered your body type and taking a lot of time to do all those little grooming things adults do when they have big expectations for a date; like waxing and plucking, and obsessing over the traitorous scum defying your efforts to look sexy that is to say your body—well, you get the idea. It's a lot of work to look good, but for tonight at least, you felt it was worth the effort. He is worth the effort, and it further bolsters your confidence to know you look good.

Except, at this rate, will he even be here to appreciate it...?

Little do you know, that at this current time Romano is racing in his red Ferrari to get to where you are. The reason he is late is because he had lost something, and because his departure was delayed, he managed to catch the news of the asteroid heading toward their planet. It was due to hit today, and efforts to set it off course or sabotage its crash-course to Earth have not been going well. After hearing that, he cursed, and was speeding down the road like a madman on a mission.

From inside the restaurant, you are finishing your second glass of that "fruity, girly alcohol", and set it aside. You're not intoxicated from such small stuff (the percentage is low), but it helps take the edge off the worry that perhaps... just perhaps, Romano had forgotten about you.

Just when you're thinking of leaving the restaurant, you hear the rather loud squeal of tires outside. There is no one else in the restaurant besides you and the staff still working, so you don't feel so embarrassed when Romano bursts into the restaurant panting with his hair and clothes askew from running. It's amazing that he always seems to still look handsome. (Whenever you picture him after a game of soccer you smile. Fond memories. Mm.)

He sees you, and you see him visibly stop. After a moment of just staring at you, he makes his way to you, gulping nervously.

Romano grabs your hand and kisses it, before pulling you into a tight embrace that startles you.

"Mi dispiace,   (f/n)   ," Romano murmurs sincerely in your ear, "You look so beautiful tonight, I can hardly believe that a bella ragazza like you were waiting on a bastardo like me."

Your smile widens. It's hard to stay mad at him when he says sweet things like that, which doesn't happen too often. "I forgive you, idiot. But what happened to make you so late?"

"Oh, I just realized that I had misplaced..." He digs into his pocket and when he unfurls his hand, a beautifully detailed ring is displayed in his palm.

"... Misplaced something important to me," he finishes, taking your left hand in his left as he entertains the band of the ring at the tip of your finger.

You're speechless. Literally breathless, as it seems that all air has suddenly left your lungs in a silent gasp. Romano flushes red, embarrassed but determined. The expression in his eyes is intense. His eyebrows are furrowed in question as his eyes gaze into your own.

He continues, "Will you... Will you... Damn it, marry me."

"Yes!" You reply anyway, your face glowing in happiness, "Yes, I will marry you."

His shoulders seem to slump as all tension leaves his body in that moment. Suddenly, he moves forward and sweeps you off your feet, heading toward the exit. You turn your head to look at him with incredulity and see a cocky smirk on his stupid, but sexy Italian face.

"It's the end of the world, ragazza. Let's get married."

"Right now?!"

"Right now."

[Extra; Warning! Smutsmutsmutsmutsmut. Don't say I didn't warn you.]

Clothes slip off and are discarded in the midst of making your way to the bedroom. Romano told you about the newscast in the car, though it seemed like he didn't really want to because he thought it would make you worry. It brought home how important this last night is, however, and you had a private ceremony exchanging vows under the moon before both deciding on consummating your marriage—but not outside, of course.

You almost trip as you take off your underwear, which makes him laugh, but you snap the elastic on his tomato print underwear, which makes him yelp... and that makes you laugh, so you're even.

The house, which is empty beside you two, almost seems to quake under the passion of the ensuing lovemaking, though that could be from the asteroid entering the atmosphere... Romano's breath comes out in pants as he leans over you from between your legs, tracing kisses down your jawline as he rocks into you from below. You breathlessly form his name on your lips as an intensely good feeling builds in your abdomen.

"Lovino... Loviiiiinoooo....."

Spurred by your reaction, his movements become suddenly quicker, less controlled, and his breath more ragged. It's coming, you both think, it's coming...

Your back arches and Romano jerks his hips into yours a final time with a very vocal yowl of relief.  The asteroid hits and everything is vaporized in a blinding light.


[Roll credits...]

Batsu kaite chikyuu--nai? [x3]
  (Draw an X, the earth--isn't there?)
Kore, apocalypse!
  (This is apocalypse)
I don't know why I wrote this... But this song has been in my head for days.

Draw an X, and there's no earth...
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Pikachu5091 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
But... Like... We.. Are still alive... What planet is Roma-kun and Reader-chan living in anyways? I know it's earth.... But you never know... There could be like an another earth in a different universe, in a different dimension..
goodlucklight Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I imagined 2p!Hetalia on the Marukaite Chikyuu parody of yours .-. ...
coconutcrutch Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
So I've been told. :D I've been thinking of writing one, though maybe another country.
pokemonyugiohgx4eva Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
The end of the world? I just think it's the end of the mayan calendar. No real meaning behind it. All I can say is this, if it's december 22 2012 I am going to say fail. Anyhow, good story.
coconutcrutch Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Of course, this is following the popular assumption that the Mayan calendar actually insinuates that the world ends on that date... But whether the reader believes or not that anything would actually happen on the day is beside the point however, as some people can find reasons in anything to party (coughHitler'sbirthdaycough)... Thank you for reading. :)
EchoKirkland Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student
This is so awesome! I wish it would happen to me with Romano when the world ends!

I love your spin on Marukaite Chikyuu, that's gonna be in my head now for a week ^^
coconutcrutch Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
:iconinomitplz::iconlefthumbsupplz: Just as planned!
m00nlight101 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's the End of the world as we know it... and I feel fine!~
RussianRevolution Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I love your little spin on Marukaite Chikyuu :meow:

And the last line at the end? Gets me every time. I don't know why, it just makes me laugh... even though I shouldn't really, but who cares? :dummy:
m00nlight101 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I feel the same way! I'm starting to think that Marukaite Chikyuu (Apocalyspe style) should be the official song for the 2P!Hetalia world! :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
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